Hi, I’m Levi Johnston. I’m 16 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold). I like playing hockey.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 am
DoooD,
Your huge popular now, you tagged the right G.O.P. betty to buy your way into the NHL and more ……
Be Proud Of Your Sperm !!
( do some talk shows and make a cool million )
I have always loved Alaskan babes, I got mine knocked up at 16 ….. and they DO make great moms.
Peeace.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
I knew me getting a picture of making out with you would help me out one day, I knew it!
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 am
Congrats! But why all this drama about considering abortion etc etc??
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:41 am
boy don’t you wish that her mother would have taught her dauther about birth control. boy you fucked up your life dude
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:03 am
From the comments I’ve seen, Alaska is a state populated by cyborg like intelligent/horney females who use young studs like breeding stock. Elevation to the second-most powerful office in the world might unleash a wave of horney/smart cyborgs to finish we dumb male mortals off. Remember, we’re orga, they’re mecha; queen save the god!
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:18 am
Daddy?
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 am
oooo, you are a “genius.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 am
ummm levi johnston is 18 and he loves alaska and he does not say burr its cold here in alaska….wtf your such a fake
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Dear Levi
I really donot know how you and your family is doing with all of this press concerning you and your girlfriend Bristol, but I can tell you as a professional Steel Hauler from Camden, TN. who works out of Birmingham, AL. yall rock good.
I have heard so much bull crap in the last few days concerning yall up there in Alaska that these items against you and your family are totally unfair and unwarranted by most Americans here in the lower 48. Levi, you have the courage and the ability to make your life so much better than you could ever think of, so just hang in their and keep up the ass kicking job you are doing. I am on ya’ll side and wish you so much in the coming days.
I truly wish for you and your famly all the very best and care in the coming days of this your future new family The Palins. Yall, are so cool and so normal for us regular folks just making it through the days as well.
So, I wanted yall to know someone does like yall and so far as I have heard and seen in the truckstops we are ready to back you and your family, anyway you need.
Levi, you have more friends, than you never thought of just waiting for the chance to back you and the Palins all the way.
Levi yall have fun in St Paul at the Republican Convention.
Bless Be
Chris Smith
aka Thunder
xithunder@hotmail.com
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 am
^
Man, are you a total drooler or what? Let me guess: You’re a Republican with one chromosome too many.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Maybe McCain can put ya’ll up in one of his houses, when he remember how many he has.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Now there’s proof that abstinence works . . .
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
OOOOO
Pay attention:
This is a parody site, and for entertainment purposes only.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Thunder, yur baby daddy payments r overdo and yr other wife agrees that u should pay for what you did–esp. since u hv no umore.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Haven’t any of you morons read that this is a “parody” site? Seriously, who cared about this moron a week ago? Who cared about Sarah Palin a week ago? However we do know she’ll go from MILF to GILF in a few months.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:05 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwvt_8CLFWg
Bristol is a fukkin party animal. LOL
September 4th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Check this out. Comments from a fellow Naval Academy Graduate and Vietnam POW. Good stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KjsEs46C70&eurl=http://mudflats.wordpress.com/
Also, MySpace photos of Trigs grandma http://grrl.wordpress.com/
And Alaska’s newspaper attempt to cover up. Notice Palin’s youngest daughter ages dramatically during 2006
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0e3e6f09xJ0PN
http://www.adn.com/photos/v-gallery/story/509850.html?/1521/gallery/509852-a509987-t3.html
September 4th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
“burr its cold here in alaska” — Levi Johnston
It’s a direct quote, you numbskull!
September 10th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Good Luck kid!
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am
I’m a mother of a 25 yr old. All I can say is …”Run baby run.” Choose freedom. Those folks, the palins, are messed up. The mother is all about power, control and total manipulation. You will lose you true manhood. They will own you.
God Bless and good luck
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Fuck you, you little bitch, you ain’t shit, Alaska aint shit in fact i think its fucking hilarious you live in such a god forsaken wasteland
September 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Levi, you’re the epitome of a crass inexperienced hasn’t-got-a-clue-about-commitment, soon-to-be father and the poster child for stupid-with-an-attitude.You’re an embarrassment to your gender, to rednecks, and to good men who also happen to be Republicans.You’re in limelight,in the big leagues now. Clean up your foul mouth. Bristol deserves better.
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:40 am
Hey, Levi!
Dude, you got balls to post this shit…or maybe pucks, not balls LOL!!
You is da shizzle my hockey playin brothuh from anothuh mothuh!
My cousin in Wasilla sent me a pic of you and some guy named Trent from the locker room at WHS. My girl sez your ass is hot dude, but I guess the other “part” of ya was goin’ through “shrinkage” like George on Sinefeld.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Dear Levi,
I am from Kenya, just wanted to say, it is a good decision you have taken to get committed. Just hang on, God knows why, be strong his watching over your future wife and your new Baby
There is grace.
Dominic M.
December 29th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
dood, i like hockey and underage skanks too. we should hang out and shit.