I’ve talked it over with Bristol, and I think we’re going to have an abortion. I hope her mom doesn’t find out about this…does anybody know where the nearest abortion clinic is from Wasilla, AK???
Also, If anybody can help us with the expenses. I don’t want to ask her mom for money, and we all know I’m broke… Please donate some money to me!!! - Click Here!
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:09 am
Son, this is the beginning of a long and hard time for you. Not only because of the pregnancy but because of Bristols mothers position. Anonymous will get you and I will pray for tour soul.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
Oh man, that’s some heavy shit. I wish I could help but I already took out a month’s advance on my allowance to re-tool my snowmobile. The race is going to be so killer!
Dude, I know maybe not the time to ask, but you ever think her mom is like a totally hot? I remember I was at Bristol’s studying for the history exam, and her mom was walking around in these short exercise shorts (before she got all preggers), only one word in my head, dude, “MILF, MILF, MILF.” Heh, yeah, I know, maybe it’s gross but I think she’s super hot. I have MILF hunter fantasies about her bro. LOL!
MILF!
See you at practice dude.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:26 am
gud luck with ur life….i mean, have a happy family…
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 am
Liberals have no morals. Abortion is not something to joke about. It is the number one cause of depression in Women. It kills a life. Especially partial birth. Why don’t I suck your brains out when you are helpless
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
Haha, you came inside of a hoor and now you’re gonna have to pay the piper, son.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 am
THIS IS A FAKE SMEAR SITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEWARE.THE OBAMA PEOPLE ARE BEHIND THIS.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
hey Sorry
stupid try!!!!I don’t buy it!!!!
I totally agree that’s it’s FAKE but please leave Obama people out of this
Y
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
Sarah Palin should pull out now, something you son should have done 5 months ago by the looks of things.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 am
Hah! Great spoof site.
oddly, the domain has been registered for like 8 years, so someone bought it and put it up in a hurry. but nice one!
Domain Name: LEVIJOHNSTON.COM
Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
Referral URL: http://registrar.godaddy.com
Name Server: NS1.GALACTICHOSTS.COM
Name Server: NS2.GALACTICHOSTS.COM
Status: clientDeleteProhibited
Status: clientRenewProhibited
Status: clientTransferProhibited
Status: clientUpdateProhibited
Updated Date: 20-may-2008
Creation Date: 20-may-2003
Expiration Date: 20-may-2010
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 am
OMG, I can’t belive how many idiotic conservatives think this is real, I LOVE IT!
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
HILARIOUS! YOU TOTALLY GOT ME!
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
LOL - Good one Obama.
At least Democrats have a sense of humour.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Best of luck Levi - In the long run - things will all work out.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
i have 9 kids my wife michelle doesn’t even know about. plus i’ve been shagging some old dude named joe up the shitter. don’t worry about it little man, you’ll be alright, it could be worse you could be me
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
I knew getting a pic of making out with you would make me rich one day!
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Levi:
I think you have a very nice Intertubes site here.
Did I ever tell you that I was a POW?
I hope your future mother-in-law wins. You can live in one of my - oops, Cindy’s - houses.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Hey bro can you actually get married in Alaska at age 16??? Man I love kids but how about hockey and college and chillin? Guess it’s all down hill from here man…..My girl had an abortion and our pastor actually said it was good because we were so young.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Best comment from elsewhere on the web:
Can you picture the Naval Observatory with a trailer in the backyard?
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Hey there Levi! Are you sure my campaign staff didn’t talk to you earlier about this? I thought you were going to go with the abortion bro!
Text me dawg
-JMac
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I spent 5 years in a OW camp with my father’s watch up my ass. If fact alone isn’t good enpough to make me president nothing is.
Cindy is a hag, but I do love her cash. If Sarah had more dough I’d be all over her.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Abortion is not the answer.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
This is a clever but irresponsible fake. PLEASE don’t blame the serious members of the opposition - especially the DNC and the Obama campaign. They are being responsible and saying “leave the family out if it.” Pretty decent considering that they weren’t afforded that courtesy themselves.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Well, anyone who says this is a fake site put up by Obama supporters… I hate to say this, but this site was created in 2003, WAY before any of this hit the fan. It’s easy to find out when any web domain was created. This one is NOT new, it’s 5 freakin’ years old, so quit trying to pin this on the Obama camp!
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
[...] pleas for funds to abort the baby and asks for where the nearest abortion clinic is. Even better someone calls Bristol a “hoor” while another commenter calls Palin out as a total hot [...]
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Some one should tell these kids the difference between a PUCK and a FUCK
Her mother should have educated her about sex and its ramifications, and stop bull shitting about the rape and incest and it meaning.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 am
Abortion is NOT murder. That baby growing in the belly is not a person unto itself until it can survive on its own outside the mother’s body. The belly contains only a piece of flesh that is being grown into a body to contain a soul when it is born, which is when the soul enters the vessel.
The flesh is simply the vessel - the same way a body remains after a person has died, but the person has moved on, only this is how it starts instead of how it ends. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
A woman who chooses an abortion is only shedding the vessel, not a soul. How did I come to this belief? With my many meditations on and conversations with God. This is what God has led me to believe. My religion is God-centric, and Love-centric, not ego-centric as most Christians actually are. They believe that their outlook is the ONLY right one, and everyone should share that outlook. That is ego-centric, not God-centric. None of us has the absolute truth, we are all only questing for it.
I know that many of you believe differently, guided by your religion, and I respect that, and would not force my religious beliefs on you. Please give me the same respect for my religion, and do not force your religious beliefs on me.
Religious freedom -isn’t that what this country was founded on (by the white guys that came and killed everyone who was here already and didn’t think like them)?
Thanks for the opportunity to put this somewhere that millions of people are going to be searching for and visiting!
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 am
oh yeah, btw I am vegan and live cruelty free. Until those abortion protesters stop eating eggs and bacon for breakfast and killing insects with a swat without even thinking about it they are nothing but hypocrites to me.
Think about it - some insects have life spans of only a few days, and most people just go around killing them without a thought. Who are they that they have so little respect for life that they will take it from a creature who only enjoys this sacred gift for such a short time? And yet they scream about abortion and valuing life, something they don’t actually do.
Yeah the first commandment is “Thou shalt not kill.”
NOT
“Thou shalt not kill, unless it is something you judge to be a lesser life form and so has no right to life anyway compared to your whims, or you judge that they are not worthy for some other reason.”
And again, the potential for life - if you believe that then stop eating eggs and meat. Or you could just admit that you don’t really believe in right to life, only the right to life of certain things that in your godlike opinion deserve it. Don’t call yourself a right to lifer unless you actually are. I am a right to lifer! And abortion is not murder.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 am
the nearest abortion clinic:
Valley Women’s Health Care: Lemagie Susan MD
425 E Dahlia Ave # J
Palmer, AK 99645
(907) 745-8379
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:34 am
KID
YOU MADE YOUR MEAL … NOW EAT IT
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 am
STOP IT WITH YOUR CREATIONISM
IT’S BIGGOT FAIRY TALES
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:38 am
ashes to ashes dust to dust… we are made of sperm and egg not ashes
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 am
dust to dust… we don’T turn into dust., we get eaten by microbes and larvas, other insects… we end up in poop
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 am
I’m from Australia and a bit unsure about US politics BUT would I be right in guessing that there are some really dumb shits there who are one eyed Republicans?
Lucky to read more than 20 words?
Can’t work out reality from spoof?
See a conspiracy everywhere they turn?
I find this site and the whole issue hilarious.
Someone who is anti choice, anti sex education etc who preaches abstinence has a 17 yo daughter fucking around behind her back and then STUPIDLY, YEP STUPIDLY gets bloody pregnant. At 17, to another teenager!
Obviously NO sex education, no opportunity to make her own choices, hemmed into a corner by a right wing , narrow minded idiot of a mother. Sad, sad, sad.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:07 am
WTF…….YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES…..LEAVE THEM ALONE!
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
Levi and Bristol….I really (not any bad intended) will pray for you guys….I don’t believe you are bad people. Good people make bad choices (believe me I have). And your parents love you very much…just be compliant
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 am
Yeah, well, as the retard running this site has said in his “Disclosure”, he is not the Levi Johnston everyone is reading about. He’s simp;y some cocaine-addicted pervert who is getting his jollies masquerading as the person in the news. I guess this is his idea of 15 minutes of fame.
Hopefully the authorities will pick him up soon… doing something like this violates several federal statutes, including wire fraud.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 am
Son,
I suggest you talk this over with your parents and with Bristol’s parents. I mean if you piss them off, you could end up in Guantanmo. I am impressed though that you got the MILF to pay for the $15 million hockey rink so you would be distracted from Bristol. I am even more impressed that you resisted the distraction and did what young men are supposed to do. Alaska is a big land and it needs people. Keep up the good work. I will pray for you.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 am
ONE MORE THING
Tech Savvy knows less about the law than Bristol’s mother does about the V-P job. I have always demonstrated good judgment and discretion in the past and I can assure you, the majority of Americans think like I do. Relax and keep the site going.
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:01 am
Man, dude. Sex doesn’t cause babies, that’s a tree hugging branch sucking liberal lie. God creates the babies, ain’t nuthing you can do about it. Sucks, but it ain’t your fault dude. Keep banging her.
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 am
People, I would really appreciate you stop bashing my cousin with this ‘ parody ‘ site. please. If Sarah Palin wasn’t govenor, or possibly the next VP, would this be such a big deal? Really, teen pregnancy out of wedlock is nothing new. But Levi is gonna step up and be responsible. So I don’t see why you losers who have nothing better to do are attacking him. Its stupid. So please, I am asking nicely as I can, leave my cousin alone!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 am
TechSavvy? More like TechRETARDED AMIRITE ROFL.
Basically what I’m trying to say is: you’re dumb.
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:47 am
In the words of The Todd from Scrubs:
Funny high-five.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 am
Oh man, this entry made me laugh!
But dude, seriously, this parenting thing is gonna cut into your hockey time - not to mention chillin! Also, I bet Barracuda dumps Trig on you guys - she’s gonna be like totally busy campaigning with Gramps.
Can’t rag on Gramps too much though - at least he agrees with you and Bristol’s dad: don’t pull out.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
“wahhh! leave kids alone!!! DON’T TALK ABOUT IT, WAHHHHHHHH!!!”
hahahaha listen to the PC babies cry lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
Levi. . .
You should have heeded that sign that said:
Leave All Deliveries In The Back
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Damn son, could you arrainge to have Bristol sit on a coat hanger or something?
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Hey, don’t tell my conservative Christian friends who put me on the ticket and helped me get appointed, eh hem elected twice, but I’ll slip you some money for the abortion. I understand, it happened to me one time and my Daddy got me out of it. Laura doesn’t know about it but I could have a couple other kids around Texas.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Hey Georgie baby, I’ll slip him something else1
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
STOP IT WITH YOUR PRAYING AND SO… IT’S ALL FAIRY TALES STORIES
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
please start a forum here, this is comedy gold.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
phew… at least now we know Trig really is Sarah’s. but the real question though, is — who’s Trig’s dad? Perhaps you could enlighten us, levi? *wink* *wink*
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
fairy tale stories, I like that.
I have a great one I heard.
It’s called the Ten Commandments
“A group of extremely bored Israelites ate a bunch of easily-accessible mushrooms and imagined a bunch of crazy shit.”
September 4th, 2008 at 6:53 am
BTW… Please read this to Bristol.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Hello Levi.
I’m Going to get right to the point.
If you go to Walmart today, and a truck hits you and totals your car and you die were would you go? Heaven or Hell? That’s for you to know! But when, I repeat WHEN you stand before a Holy and Righteous God, He is going to judge you for all that you did in your life! And the law that he is going to judge you by is The Ten Commandments. Have you ever lied? I’m sure you have! So have I! What does that make you? A liar. Right? Have you ever Stolen anything? If so what does that make you? A thief! Right? Have you ever murdered any body? That’s for you to know! But If you have an abortion, YOU WILL BE A MURDERER!!! When God Judges you by the Ten Commandments are you going to be insistent or guilty? If you have even lied ONCE you are a sinner! I’m a sinner too! But the difference is That I accepted the gift the God offers to every one on earth! And that gift was first offered 2000 years ago when God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for our sins! And that same gift is still being offered to you. Levi! I accepted this gift 9 years ago and I have never been the same! Now Levi! Please accept that gift! Jesus is waiting for you to accept it! Levi, Jesus loves you! Stop pushing away the gift! Levi, If you believe that your a sinner, and that Jesus died for you, Please pray this prayer!
“Dear God, Thank you for sending you Son to die for me. Please forgive me for my sin, and come into my heart!
In Jesus name I pray, Amen.”
I care about your soul Levi! I want you to have the same joy that I have.
If you want to email me you can write me at beacontotheworld.gmail.com Change the “.” between beacontotheworld and gmail to “@”.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I’ve been watching, listening and reading about the details/gossip of the fiasco with the Palin family.
I really DO feel for Bristol & Levi. I doubt the truth will ever be known, but those kids don’t have a life of their own anymore.
What I DO however have a huge problem with, is the lack of evidence Gov Palin can provide to prove that Trig is really her child!
Wouldn’t ALL rumors be put to rest if she can supply a simple piece of evidence, called a BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? I fail to understand why she puts her own child in the middle, while avoiding the obvious solution to the pages and pages of gossip.
Gov Palin, it would take ONE piece of paper to save you, your children and the Republican party.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Wait, K. Brice:
“So I don’t see why you losers who have nothing better to do are attacking him. Its stupid. So please, I am asking nicely as I can, leave my cousin alone!”
Was that really as nicely as you could? Damn.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I’m not attacking him in the least bit! Nor an I attacking Sarah Palin! I’m completely behind her and McCain. I’m a republican and hate abortion! So does Sarah Palin! I just have a burden for Levi’s soul! I don’t want him to burn in hell! That is why I gave him a warning. And I don’t want you to burn it hell ether, jaundice! I don’t wish hell on my worst enemy!
September 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
George, you were sleeping with other women besides Laura and I?
That’s it, I’m leaking details for the Saudi invasion to MSNBC.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Levi, Levi, Levi,
Your mother in law’s sentiments notwithstanding, you will come to deeply regret that there was no abortion. Now you find yourself the most famous Alaskan high school dropout in the nation, ridiculed, laughed at, and made fun of in myriad different ways, including http://www.levijohnston.com. This will become a hell, a nightmare, worse than you could ever imagine in your life. Here you thought it was hot stuff to brag to all your friends that you had screwed the governor’s daughter. Well, well, well, now you know what BIRTH CONTROL is for.
Your penance is severe but just. After the next 3 months you may have wished you had never lived.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Don’t worry. You won’t have to abort after all…
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1007574/bristol_palin_faking_pregnancy_for.html?cat=60
September 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Hey hey, If Sara says it is your choice to keep the baby then I suspect she wants every American to be able to make their own choices if they get knocked up eh I mean pregnant by mistake. You really didn’t mean for that condom to break - or did you? Sly like a fox. Reminds me of me a few years ago.. Hey Condi, keep your mouth shut, you foxy little slut.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
If Creationism is such bullshit, how do you explain tht this domain name was REGISTERED 6,000 YEARS AGO????
smartasses.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I can’t believe I gave up Stanford for this shit.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Hey Condi, have you been chewing on some other skanky hoe’s carpet?
September 4th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Oh, no you didn’t!
That’s it. I’m flashing your husband, bitch. I hope he has a heart attack.
September 5th, 2008 at 6:40 am
what in the world are you serious that isnt fair its killin the baby
September 9th, 2008 at 6:46 am
hell know u wanted to have sex not me
hoe u ugly levin johnson i dont know why she had sex with u
September 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am
FAAAALCOOONN PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 10:44 am
This site sucks
October 17th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
if your future mommy inlaw becomes VP ,don’t worry for there still will be mafia run abortion clinics.
October 20th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
dude this is so fake.
December 16th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I know you claim this is a parody site. However, I think the those that still believe Gov. Palin wants to teach creationism (DEBUNKED, GET OVER IT) don’t know it is parody. I’m just starting to wonder why there is so much hatred directed at Governor Palin and her family. Before you have another emotional outburst of venom, here me out. You all hate in the same blind and irrational manner of the Ku Klux Klan or the Nazi party. I have never before in my life seen such evil hatred directed at someone, for no particular reason except maybe because of her political party. That is still blind hate. You are all no better than white hooded cowards hiding behind your keyboards. Enjoy that hatred, just know that it will give you cancer eventually.