Oh no, I think she found out. Bristol left the pregnancy test in the garbage, instead of throwing it in the outside one. I hope this doesn’t leak. I hear she’s going to be running for something political.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
A good family with strong Chrsitian values is one that is willing to humiliate you, neglect newborn special-needs infant, make Bristol’s difficult time infinitely more stressful while abandoning their own duties to the Alaska electorate. All this in exchange for putting the American people in peril of being led by YET ANOTHER right wing idealogue who enjoys killing animals and whose experience to lead comes from being governor in a state WHERE THE LEGISLATURE ONLY MEETS 90 days/yr.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 am
Thank God I moved away from alaska! I used to be in a freshman and junior with levi in highschool, we used to sneak behind the school and drink beer, good days…drunk making-out while hiding from teachers…it went down hill when he started with the whole “im straight! being gay is wrong” thing…eh idiot….now look what you got yourself into!
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Is Trig ur babey to?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Makes me regret having the internet, look how much information can be exposed! Even the younger daugther has a blog, willow….
http://mylifeaswillowpalin.wordpress.com/
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
I do not condone teen sex but its a reality in this country. Unfortunately some young folks are being criminalized for consensual matters and being made to register for life like my son Ricky who had teen relations with a young lady who misled him about her real age. Now due tolaws he is a violent, aggravated offender and I’m praing Sara Palin will hear of his plight and help me save these boys like her future son in law. I am not a republican, but everyone hypes how O’Bama is a fresh change well Sara Palin and ffamily bring this to the republican ticket as well as a real lie American family who deal with issues of all kinds are are genuine human peple. Visit my site http://www.rickyslife.com sign our petition or visit http://www.derekoftexas.blogspot.com help me save these young men who lives are being destroyed.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Seems baby daddy don’t want kids and is proud of being a fucking red neck, (white-power, bible thumper) and “riding dirt bikes”, (aka Briston Palin).
“He’s a smart kid” one person
states….SMART !!!!???
Why didn’t he use a condom?
He has a real “tough guy” attitude…..he likes hanging with the boys….I wonder how he will feel when Bristol tells him to get his ass home and pay more attention to their baby!
Drink with the boys much?
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
Bristol Palin and her Baby ?????
http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/09/01/sarah-palin-says-daughter-bristol-palin-is-pregnant-photos/bristoltrig/
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
FAGGOT!!!
You’re a douche.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
This site is such B.S. You posted on the 24th of August that she was pregnant, but your (whoever you are) timing was about five months off, dude!!!! Nice try, but I’m not buying the story that this is Levi’s official site.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Abortion? Don’t count on it dude. Looks like your hockey days are over, as well as hangin out with your friends drinkin brews. Hey, changing diapers can be fun too, it’s all in your perspective. But seriously don‘t let them shove an M-16 wedding down your throat and ruin your entire life just because it looks good for the republican party. It’s your life and no one elses. Stay on the ice and keep your stick or you’ll be wearing a monkey suit staring down the lens of the world media.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Please, someone tell me this blog is a fake!
The guy can’t be that stupid, thinking no one will ever read this. Do you even know where the news have spread to? Brazil. I guess the rest of the world already knows it by now.
I came to this blog from a link in a brasilian e-magazine, the Info Online.
If this blog isn’t a fake, then smile: you’re famous, Levi.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Re; her mum..”I hear she’s going to be running for something political”..understatement of the year dude…Hope she has the sense to move on.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Call me old fashioned but, I remember back when people had respect! When a scandal involved two consensual adults and a cigar!
Levi, I wish you, your bride to be, and your baby all of the luck in the world. You guys stick to your guns and to each other.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Dude, at least post-date the posts so they make sense with the time line… There is sooo much more you can do with this, be creative!
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Anyone who thinks this is a real blog … I have a bridge to sell you that goes nowhere.
This is about as stupid as it gets and truly takes away from the political process.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
“When a scandal involved two consensual adults and a cigar!”
Or toe-tapping in a bathroom in a airport (Craig-R)
Or being found dead with a wetsuit and a dild* (a rightwing preacher).
Or being caught with prostitutes and diapers (Vitter-R)
Or being caught emailing some interns (Foley-R)
At least republicans like my wonderful soulmate Sarah Palin are consistent! Sex scandals are our bread-and-butter.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
You stupid ass idiots - READ THE DSICLOSURE PAGE. What f’n fools
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
You have the IQ of wilted celery. It’s sad that morons like you and your girlfriend are breeding. Yeehaw Alaskan redneck. Why don’t you go to school and learn proper grammar instead of drinking and f*cking all the time you waste of space. Your mom should have swallowed the load that made you.
Oh wait, the Democrats must be LOVING you. LOL
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
In a post 9/11 environment, Homeland Security should be paramount. How could the Palins allow this invasion to happen?
(That abstinence defense system doesn’t appear to be effective.)
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
that’s a fucking political skulduggery done by the democrats…
The truth is that every household has its problems…
I would like to know a bit more about obama’s connections with Jeremiah Wright…
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Phoney as this BLOG
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
There’s nothing wrong with being a teenage baby daddy. If Palin wins the election, perhaps Levi can live in one of McCain’s 7 houses??
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
“The truth is that every household has its problems”
That is right!
Why should we want talented, smart people to run things? Just let trailer trash like my hottie Sarah - oops, is Cindy around? - run things.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Well Golly! If my wife was half as hot as your girlfriend I would let her have the baby too!
But seriously, does she like cigars?
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Fakest blog ever.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Good luck on the hockey season.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 am
Stupid Repubs !
http://levijohnston.com/Blog/disclosure
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 am
You know what, I’m a Democrat and an activist and I certainly am not voting for the McCain - Palin ticket, but this is just evil what you’re doing here.
They are young kids who made a mistake. The people who is to blame for them having to go through this in public are many, but they include this girl’s mom and her ambition and an old man who should have demanded that his candidate be vetted.
This “blog” does nothing to make any of these problems go away.
Stop this.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 am
What a misstake now you have to find a quick way out. Kinds at your age and with your good looks just won’t work. There lots of nice girls out there waiting to get layed. So don’t screw up on this one even if they will threaten you a lot to get married.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 am
You should have kept your johnston in your Levis.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 am
The whole country should just unit, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 am
Hey Lev! I wouldn’t worry too much about any leaks. Hey, got any pictures of you and Bristol partying it up at wild drinking parties?, preferably of you two holding clearly identifiable containers of alcoholic beverages? It would really be awesome if you posted them on your blog.
Peace out, man!
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 am
Levi and I had gay sex last summer. He was my first. I was his. He takes it like a champ.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
McCain is evil:
Presidential nominee John McCain launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)’s two children.
According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival’s offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question are under the age of ten.
While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, “It played very well in all of my living rooms.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:35 am
how can a woman who can’t take care of her family take care of a country?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:51 am
So, let me get this straight…. should the McCain wagon actually make it to the White House (which I doubt), the VEEP’s redneck (blanking, blanking - his words)son-in-law will probably gather a nice paycheck from us tax payers. I don’t think so!
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 am
You play, you pay. Time to be the man you acted like you thought you were.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:37 am
it would be nice to see some trailer trash hanging around the white house… not to mention the Bristol could be first slut…
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:00 am
Dude just like totally chill its kewl cuz like i totally fucked her b4 U did - thats why her puss was so slimy wen u went to hit it!!!!!!!
So the babys prolly mine but hey U can marry the skank and change stinky diapers FAG!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 am
Man, dude. You better hope your future MIL wins. You’re getting a republican wedding and kid no matter what, but if they win, you goof and they’ll cover for you to make it look good. If not, you’re daze on the ice are on ice if you get my drift.
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 am
So I heard you leik mudkips you political shitbag
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 am
You gotta be kidding me? You people will fall for anything…I call Bullshit on this site. Get a life.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
SO LEVI IS GAY AND THE BABY IS NOT HIS BUT A 26 YEAR OLD MAN
THAT IS IF SHE’S PREGNANT AT ALL THE THE 5 MONTH OLD BABY IS NOT HER’S AND HER MOTHER IS CLAIMING IT
WE WILL SEE IN JAN IS SHE REALLY PREGNANT
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
How big is you cock?
Post some pics for me to see.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
Johnston you’re a loser !
A bum !
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Levi, why did you get the hair cut? I mean mullets rock! I just hope you make your way onto Jerry Springer, and tell this country what we all stand for!
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Good work, Levi. Now sit back and let the bitch make you some serious bling.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHAA Now the entire world will be laughing at us when they realize that some people ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A REAL BLOG. We haven’t even started the debates and this election is already BULLSHIT…AND ISNT OUR COUNTRY BUILT UPON PRINCIPLES TO LOOK AT THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU AND NOT HIS PAST…BUT OH SHIT SOMETHING WRONG WITH PALIN’S FAMILY AND WE GIVE HER SHIT…BLAME HER CREDENTIALS NOT HER FAMILY…LET ALONE HER DAUGHTERS BOYFRIEND WHO IS 17
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sarah Palin isn’t experienced, but damn, Bristol sure is…
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
THIS SITE SHOULD BE DELETED!!!! THIS IS SO RUDE AND UNACCEPTABLE! THIS IS A FAMILY, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FAMILY NAME DRUG THRU THE MUD JUST BECAUSE OF A UNEXPECTED PREGO! YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A LIFE OF YOUR OWN TO RUIN SO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS SHIT!
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
YOU SHOULD BE ABORTED, YOU FOOL!!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
You better hope your future mother-in-law wins and moves to Washington DC. She’s going to be a real bitch if she takes the fall for losing the election.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
So, aren’t you, Levi Johnston, on your parody site, impersonating someone else? Isn’t that illegal? So you have the same name - not the same life. Maybe you should get a life of your own.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Damn that sux, dude. Now you gotta get married, huh? you should totally fuck with that election thing, then maybe they won’t make you get married after all.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Levi:
Don’t let them force you into marriage, just
for appearance and legitimacy. In the long run
Bristol and the baby will be far better off
without a dumb shit head like you for a husband and
father. Really dude, do them a favor.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Sucks to be you man.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
ogm! SHAME ON YOU!
/bored
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I’d Fuck Him! Phwwwwooooaaarrrrrrrr!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I wouldn’t!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I hope the Palin’s don’t make Levi shave off he’s kick-ass mullett! Don’t they know that’s where his power resides!?!
I SO want to kick this guy’s ass, just because I could.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Kick it? Nah, I want to lick it. I’d eat him out till he screamed and shot that baby bad-boy juice all over my face.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I tell you what, I wouldn’t mind Sara strapping on and riding me for a hour or two! I might see if Daddy can hook us up.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Mary, PLEASE stop posting under my name!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Very nice job Levi…you know how to it I see
I certainly see the attraction Levi…she does have big tits
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
We don’t need anymore rednecks anywhere near DC
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Sorry Levi but that child is actually MINE! I was in Bristols England long before you!
September 4th, 2008 at 7:45 am
FAKE FAKE FAKE! MORONS! SERIOUSLY….SOMEONE BOUGHT THE DOMAIN AS SOON AS THEY KNEW SARA WOULD BE THE GOP VP CANDIDATE. DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY THINK LEVI WROTE THIS SHIT?
MORONS.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Dear Levi: please tell us the name of the brand of growth hormones you have taken, and it looks like Bristol too, and will you get sponsorship from the brand of chewing gum you chewed while meeting the President of the United States?
September 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Dude
u shouldn’t chew gum like a f***ing buffalo whole on national TV
who tied your tie for you ?
ur famous now dude ! 2day RNC 2morrow Jerry Springer !!
September 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Sorry to tell you Sherri, but if you look my domain up in any whois search, I have owned the domain for more than 5 years. I know it may seem like I was just waiting for the other Levi Johnston to do something crazy so I could put this up. Believe me, I would’ve rather kept this domain for its original purpose.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Levi, life as you knew and imagined it would be is over. Your ballswhether you know it or not are in Sarah Palin’s hand. You move, say or do anything to annoy her or blacken her reputation and possibility to be the VP nominee, you will never have the deire or ability to get laid again. She will place you balls in a little box right next to Todd’s.
This woman has her own personal, separate from family, agenda.
Know it, believe it. Think Leona Helmsley without the money, yet.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Sarah Palin is such a bitch. If McCain had chosen me over that cow, I’d be the perfect foil for Obama - I could grab the black *and* the female vote.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
OK I get that Trig’s mom is actually Bristol and y’all are just covering up - goodness knows we all have a skeleton or two in our closet!
But what I still need to know is who’s the daddy! Is it you or Todd?
September 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Levi my dear,
By the time this is all over, I think you’ll understand why probably it would have been better if Mr. Peter had stayed inside his nice denim house instead of peaking out at the governor’s daughter.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Yeah Bristol… now your Momma Sarah will have another child to pimp out. Hmmmm pimp works with whores…
September 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Most of the comments on this site, seem to think it’s fun, demoralizing 2 young kids who got caught having sex and now, have to pay the ultimate price.
Yes, it’s funny/cool/entertaining to take someone’s guts and rip them out even further just to see how many more comments of encouragement you will get!! I wonder how those same people would feel if THEY or their precious children were the topic of conversation and mockery here??
Everyone seems to miss the IMPORTANT issue here. Can anyone explain to me why a “loving and caring mother” would put her own daughter through this kind of humiliation?????
Why can’t the moral Gov. Palen protect Bristol in a respected manor by proving once and for all, that she (Sarah Palin) is little Trig’s mom?
I’m certain a simple document such as a BIRTH CERTIFICATE would silence the most mocking opposition party member. If not, the world has to get used to that this “problem” is not going to go away on it’s own.
How difficult can it be for such a powerful woman, to obtain the smallest piece of evidence that could put all of this to an end… Trig’s birth record.
Am I the only one who constantly ponders on this obvious and deliberate omission to put the record straight???
September 4th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
OMG! You said you love me Levi. You said we’ll be together forever! You even rammed my ass while you moaned like a bull last weekend. And now this??
September 4th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
“Most of the comments on this site, seem to think it’s fun, demoralizing 2 young kids who got caught having sex and now, have to pay the ultimate price.”
I’ve been married, it’s not that bad.
Since the Palins are in politics, they’ve probably already arranged for Levi to have a “hooker allowance” for some discreet side-action.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
bristol is a hoe. i fucked bristol
September 5th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Hi everyone, it’s me, Chris, the guy on Facebook that got my profile mysteriously removed, that had “I’m GOING TO MARRY BRISTOL PALIN” all over it…
Just to let you all know, Levi didn’t knock up Bristol, I did. And it wasn’t the first time either. She’s already had TWO abortions. It would have been 3, but her mom cut the state funding for TEEN PREGNANCY, so that’s why we’re having the bastard child, and Levi will be pretending to be the father.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I think it’s awful how some of you are demoralizing these two young people.
In the meantime, I’m gay, and I think Levi is HOT, and I wouldn’t mind bottoming for him. Even though I don’t think he’s the real father of Bristol’s baby, it was that guy on FACEBOOK that had his profile removed cause he kept writing “I LOVE BRISTOL PALIN”.
And i think it’s great how Bristol had a few abortions before getting KNOCKED up by the Facebook dude.
So stop demoralizing these two Christians, who are now role models for getting knocked up.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:06 am
i wanna see the full screenshot of his myspace… you would think McShame and Co. would’ve had the foresight to take it down sooner!
A much better use of this site would’ve been a 2girls1cup or goatsee
September 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Another guy guy here who thinks you’re smoking hot, Levi. I would let you impregnate me any time IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!!
September 6th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Hey Bud, when are you going to release the sex tape? We know you and your internet generation.
What’s the latest offer up to?
I think I can match it.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Oh, please. Like we need more pornography clogging up our intertubes.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Bristols ok I guess, but dude her moms a total MILF.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I think Sarah, Bristol’s mom, was Pregnant when she got married, also. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree, did it?
September 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Bristol sounds like the name of a shaving cream.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Don’t jizz in the bitch, too much trouble!
Next time come all over her face dude!
- Peter “North Pole” North
September 16th, 2008 at 8:01 am
I’ve heard some good things about this blog. Remember to balance the pics with the text tho. cheers!
September 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am
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September 20th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Hey levi Pressure pressure pressure HUN I fell sorry for you. Well at least you can use this publicity to become famouse you know. You can make millions in publishing. The truth about …..
or what ever you want. right now you could probably get shuffled from talk show to talk show gettin paid big time. Your own money. They might even be a movie about this story. I think you should take charge and go for yours now before someone else does. I mean think about the money you could make from all this dude. well its up to you. I do not know how you could go about it. I guess talk to the press and catch their eye first then they will sworm to you like bees to honey. I mean look how rick britny spears dude got after all that scandle…???????
Well I hope all works out for you…
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
How sad it is to read most of these blogs
20-30 years from now when most of you GROW UP
you’ll all wish there was a hole deep enough for
you to jump into
October 13th, 2008 at 7:54 am
How anyone can enter this shit on the computer is about the stupidest of all people!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a young girl with a little baby in her tummy and will be a great MOM cause her MOM will help her. I hope Levi GROWS UP soon. He could have a beautiful family if he does. 16 is so very young.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:56 am
God bless them ALL.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Is your ass in trouble Levi, for getting her peagnant? Just wondering what every one thinks.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Is your ass in trouble for getting Mrs. Palin’s daughter pregnant?
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I am seaching for some idea to write in my blog… somehow come to your blog. best of luck. Eugene
December 20th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Well, there you have it. My future son-in-law and his mother are ruining my chances of ever becoming the Pres. of the USA. How dare them!