About Me!
Hi, I’m Levi Johnston. I’m 17 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold). I like playing hockey.
Here I am:

but yeah…you should probably read my disclosure.
Hi, I’m Levi Johnston. I’m 17 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold). I like playing hockey.
Here I am:

but yeah…you should probably read my disclosure.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
levi, well done! You’ve helped to derail John McCain’s presidential bid in the most creative way.
I congratulate you!
A K Metrit,
Democrat for Life
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Dude:
Don’t let a mistake ruin the rest of your life. Your just a child, don’t let anyone rob you of your childhood.
Best of luck,
Jeremy
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Levi, you are a total STUD!
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Hi Levi:
Can I interest you in a congressional page program all the way in Washington, DC?
im me! maf54
-Mark
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
And there you are… fucking moron… Did you fuck your mama too
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hi Levi,
You’re a hottie.
Buzz me and I can arrange to send a private jet to pick you up and bring you back here to me in Malibu, CA.
Trust me, baby, I’m rich and I can do more for you than Bristol.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Time to man up and slip some RU-486 into Bristol’s Redbull and Vodka…..
either that or an extended amount of time in a jacuzzi-preferably after drinking copious amounts of alcohol…..
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Hey, man, WTF? I told you my sister was off limits. She’s my present for when I get back from Iraq. I don’t like sloppy seconds.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
With the media’s help, I’m sure there’s a way to spin this so that it’s actually John Edwards fault. Talk to Karl Rove. He’s always got some clever ideas.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Just because your having her baby doesn’t mean that you have to marry her. Don’t regret another decision.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I have just three words for you you little fuckwad… NRA…well maybe not technically words but you get the idea
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
You do realize that you are messing wih the most powerful group in the world, right? you should, at least, copy your disclosure information on each page, considering you are claiming to be the “infamous” levi Johnston, including a picture of him saying that is you. This could be argued to be identity theft. Of course that’s up to you. The GOP probably doesn’t have any lawyers available anyway.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Yes, a link to the Disclosure page is on every page. Thanks.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm ???
so writing from the future?
This is so irresponsible of you if this is you to have up on a public blog man - be a man and get rid of that shit.
Look at what some big assholes are saying here - one pretending to be her brother that wants to bang her when he gets back from the Army - this has gotta be hurting Bristol too. Do the right thing
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 am
You are one fine specimen.
I wonder if I can interest you in a vintage Bush experience. You see, you are what the GOP has been needing for a long time.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 am
is this some fake website created by obama?? cause if you had any respect at all for bristol, therefore her family, wouldn’t you take this page down. I surprised this URL isn’t on the front cover of the national enquirer yet.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 am
Weren’t you on the other side of the divider in the Anchorage International Airport? If so tap your foot three times…..
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 am
Great site Levi,
Hi from Oz,
You want me to ship some condoms so you don’t have any more kids after this one? They are cheap over here?
Suppose you love guns, oil drilling, no choice, environmental raping and killing things like your future mother in law.
Go Democrats!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:36 am
Nice job!! Obamas got a good chance to win because of you guys. CHEERS.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 am
Do you people realize this site is hoax?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 am
RED NECK = FACSITO
GET A LIFE, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND PLEASE LEAVE FAIRY BIBLE TALES IN THE LIBRARY AND START LEARNING REAL FACTS OF LIFE
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:47 am
the guys who said you are a STUD … well he did a typo… he ment to type STUPID
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 am
Wow!! You have helped shaped the political landscape of the entire nation!! Well done. Obama ‘08.
Advice on Parenting; Keep your promises, learn from mistakes, keep moving.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 am
spanking pelvis?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:06 am
did you do her in the butt?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:44 am
hey levi how you doing budy!!
I just wanna say you screwed up on McCain Palin campaign because you got Sarah Palin daughter’s pregnant!!
this is a Presidential campaign no playing games
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:44 am
Level Two Dude: Be a MAN. YOU control your life, go for it. Ignore Left-Wing, American Hating, White Wine & Cheese FAGs. You will know what LIFE is all about when your baby arrives & you will become “the man!” Liberal wimps are just jealous; they suck anyway. When the chips are down & your live is on the line, the ONLY guy you want in a trench watching your ass is a Republican! REAL men (and women) are members of the GOP! Go Sara!
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 am
though I support Republicans espacially McCain even though I’m not american
Fuck Obama he can’t lead America to success I think he he should cancel his Candidacy and run somtimes in the future when he has the ability to lead
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 am
hey LEVI budy here is my email saud_tamimi@hotmail.com so we can get to know each other
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 am
do i have to be a celeb or a rich guy to talk to you Levi??
cause I ain’t rich not a celeb either just an ordanary 17 year old boy
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 am
cleveland steamer?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 am
Palin’s usefulness for the powers that be:
1) drilling in AK for oil/ng
2) artic circle exploration for oil/ng
3) strategic military site for the escalating energy standoff with Russia (they will win by the way)
4) A bullshit distraction concerning abortion etc that will rally the republican base when all the libs keep pointing out the hypocrisy….
don’t fall for it, mc cain will win
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:03 am
saud_tamimi@hotmail.com thats my email budy just add me so we get to know each other okay
I’ll be happy to be your friend
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:06 am
levi..
you’r only a jerk in palin’s life…!
congratulation to be a REAL DAD…
hahahaha
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:08 am
saud_tamimi@hotmail.com DON’T FORGET
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 am
I own bristol palin.com
any suggestions and ideas or does anyone want to purchase it? Email for contact info….
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:51 am
Hey dude,
I have you in Foods for Seniors. Bristol is sooo hot! But I guess abstinence doesn’t work. What is a guy to do if God will strike me down if I masturbate.
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
Hahahaha… this is one funny blog =P I love it!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 am
Hello, Mr. Hockey man.
Please you send us most excellent Levi jeans to Mother Russia in exchange we kidnap you child in womb. We also includes bottle of finest Russian vodka in trade.
Thanks you much very.
Harold Crumvistikov
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:10 am
U goo mmmm bleaacsh ug
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 am
This is the greatest blog I’ve ever seen!
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Hey Levi, Don’t let Sarah Palin force you into marrying her daughter! Is she threatening legal action if you don’t? (statutory rape) Get a lawyer! Don’t ruin your life!!!!! You are 17 and you do not have to get married!!!! What does Bristol really want? Its too bad you couldn’t get your hands on the morning after pill! People like Sarah Palin are everything I hate, government up your you know what and trying to control your personal life choices. Don’t get married!!!! I have a 14 year old daughter and a 16 year old son. My husband and I have talked to both of them and told them that if they ever think they are in trouble, don’t wait! Come to us and we will help you!!!! We don’t encourage teen sex, but if the damage is done, there are alternatives to destroying your life!!! And not just yours, but Bristol’s and the life of the unwanted child born to two teenagers!
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Yo dog,
How much you need for the abortion? I’ll send it a.s.a.p., cause her mother will ruin your life…she’s a total Biatch, and just think, if you find out the kid will be born with like 2 heads, and 1 leg, you will be expected to keep it.
I’m a huge Sharks fan, so if you could pay me back by playing for them that would be great, or if you could throw a game while playing against them, and let me know ahead of time when, that would work as well.
The Chief
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Dude, nice score!
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Levi, you dumb prick.
On behalf of the GOP, you will marry that bitch. I’ve got your address. And so do my friends at Blackwater HQ. Got it?
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Oh boy… This site crosses a pretty serious line.
Folks, please don’t let this grotesque lack of judgment sway your opinion on liberals/democrats in general. Both parties have their black sheep.
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Listen up asswipe. You just check your savings and find out for yourself you’ve got the cash. Now get your arse over to Minnesota! We need you. And remember: all you do, is smile and wave.
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
Yo Paulson!
Am I to pay that ticket to St Paul myself? Don’t think so. Fix it bitch.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
You did the right thing, Levi. The parents are rich, and right to lifers.
Carry to term! All your uterus belong to us!
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Hey Pap — wouldn’t that be “uteri?”
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
HEY THERE BRISTOL CAN WE BE FRIENDS??
I really support McCain and your mother
though i’m not american but I’ve always supported the Repulican Party so
CAN WE BE FRINEDS BRISTOL?
its my pleasure to be your friend
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
here is my email BRISTOL
SAUD_TAMIMI@HOTMAIL.COM add me so we can introduce each other and get know both of us
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Listen fuckface.
Your suit is ready. You’re gonna wear it, sit down next to the bitch and keep looking happy. If asked for, you never had wanted anything so bad in your misserable life as this little monster of yours and the only thing that would make you more happy is having grandpa McCain elected president. That’s all. My Blackwater mercenaries are seated close to you, so unless you want to see the Earth from six feet below, you better keep this message in mind. Out.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Daddy can you hook me up with Sarah? I’ll BYO Strap-On.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
And me with Baby-Daddy?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Oh noes! You got punished with a child! That’s why we need a Republican in the office!
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You people are really scary….
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Does Wasilla have community organizers like Chicago?
September 4th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Levi Johnston should be given to some fat old arab men in Iraq to be their sexx slave. I can see it now Jimmy n Jack McCain, Track Palin and hunky Levi Johnston as white boy sex slaves in some fat Arab’s harem!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Baby, ur so HOT!!!
YOu can make me pregnant anyday! Even if it F$%#%S my mom bid for VP in 2012!!
UR SO HOT!!!! Put up some XXX pix!!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Bristol is a fukkin party ANIMAL…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwvt_8CLFWg
LOL
September 4th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Poor guy… this is kind of awful.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Mary dear,
I’ll have you shot.
Daddy.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am
MULLET
September 4th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Dude
u doin her mom 2 ?
September 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Guy, it ist very important know, that you should do only these things you wanna do! It is your life and not theirs! So it also your decision!
You can live with a child, but don´t act as a figure for the votes and don´t marry her now….. It would be your end!
September 4th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
As the Palin’s yet be born next child, I take offense at not being consulted. Do her Track !
September 4th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
You been drillin’ again in Alaska, Levi boy?
P.S. Shave the whiskers. The patchiness is embarrasing!
September 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
siihb
September 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I bet certain politicians would pay you $1,000,000 to marry someone else.
you cetainly appear to be an attractive stud, any nude photo’s?
September 4th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Is it true that all the men or boys that have had sex with Bristol will be invited to the Republican Convention and if McCain wins will be invited to the Inauguration?
September 4th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Switch teams levi. you are hot!
September 4th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Hey man, heard you were a redneck and played hockey. Im pretty much the same way. I play left wing. Here in CT hockey isnt the most popular sport, but its pretty own. I added you on a certain website, I hope you accept. We can talk hockey!! haha
September 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Poor little stud boy. Should’ve kept that thing in your pants. They gotcha now!
Love, Mary
September 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Good Man, you really fucked bristol…That is really good fun now between media.
Ajooo
Italy
September 4th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Hey Dude…
U did a good job. Once you finished from the shoot forward to me over Kandahar, Afghanistan.
Mullah Omar and Osama Bin Laden
Some where, Pakistan and Afghanistan
September 5th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Hey dude congrats on knockin up Bristol. I bet ya get lots of Hot offers when ya move into the white house.
We thought you had been foolin around with her brother and now some of the guys on the Hocky Team are upset. I guess its OK cause now Alec and I can come visit you and all fool around in the Lincoln bedroom.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
A letter to Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law
I found and added Levi Johnston as a “myspace friend”, he accepted, so I sent this comment. It’s not appearing on his myspace page, don’t know why, so I’m putting it here:
You’re a Hero!
Sarah Palin was chosen as a vice-presidential candidate, which means we’re supposed to think that abstinence should be taught in school instead of sex ed, that god created the world in six days or whatever it was, that Darwin had it all wrong, that censorship in libraries is a good thing, and all sorts of other nonsense.
And then we learn that her unmarried teen daughter is pregnant with your child… You’re a genius, with one simple act, you’ve proved how idiotic Sarah Palin’s political positions are! And I’m sure you had lots and lots of fun at the same time, it appears Bristol is an extremely attractive girl. I have to stress that teaching “abstinence” is like declaring breathing to be illegal: people will do it anyways. You know it as well as anyone else.
Will all my greatest admiration,
David
September 6th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Hey, dude, http://www.FakeSarah.com is now linking to your blog. Can you return the favor?
Luv,
FakeSarah
September 7th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Levi Johnston should have kept his johnston in his Levi’s
September 8th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I’m You support
September 12th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Could you ask your bitch’s milf if she want to be covered with love juice in one of my production?
Thanks and keep that stick hard!
- Peter “By the gallon” North
September 12th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
you are so hot. i have been having impure thoughts about you. you have got to get some hot pictures of yourself (shirtless, wearing your hockey jockstrap, etc.) please you owe it to everyone. HOT pictures of Levi!
September 15th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
This is great. Love that blog.
September 15th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
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September 29th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Hope you only get married if you really want to!
October 1st, 2008 at 3:24 am
Hello
Nice site!
G’night
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Every time I see your photo….I get completed aroused. You’re a hottie.
Andrew
October 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Please see “Two and a Half Men” 10/6/08 In the credits “Chuck Lorre Productions #218″ There is
$100,000 Waiting for you if you reply by November 3rd!!! Hate to see anybody miss out on any extra
cash these days!!
PLEASE TAKE THEM UP ON IT, FOR ALL OF US AMERICANS!!!!!!!
Thank you and good night!!!
You new best friend,
Ray
October 8th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Levi, I first want to say you’re a man after my own heart. Now, that being said, I will get some of that loving. Especially now with her belly -you know me and my big girls- I’ll have to take her up on “Bill Force One” and show her a good time, but I promise to use protection… I’ll have my bodyguards and my Ribbed Condoms with the presidential seal on the tip.
Best Wishes,
Bill
October 10th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Hello.
Martha Louise, who is the only daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja, gave up the title of ‘royal highness’ upon her 2002 marriage to writer Ari, and has a reputation for not standing on ceremony.
Bye.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Not a very wise moved getting married and having a kid at 18. You screwed the best years of your life.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Not a very wise moved getting married and having a kid at 18. You screwed up the best years of your life.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Don’t listen to them. Listen to your heart.You’re an Adult, A family is the best thing in life and what everyone is working for. The part were they say your young well good for you ,your ahead of the game. You have a young family that loves you and that is the best thing in life. You’ll see that.We started young and we have been married 21 yrs. He would tell you today the best thing he ever did was marry me and have those two wonderful daughters yet don’t stop until you have a son he wishes he didn’t .. As I would say the same about him as well as having a son. And we have two wonderful daughters. God has blessed us with sharing a life with them. And now that they are older We share a life together wishing we could do it all over again. They grow fast. Love each minute. Your blessed son embrace it.Don’t listen to the men who tell you other wise they must be lonely because they don’t have a famliy loving them for life. What are you going to miss ? The clubs where everyone is looking for someone? Well again you have someone wonderful ! So what are you going to miss. Go out and do what you want you can with a family behind you !Don’t let them fool you ! Your not missing anything or giving up anything you just have so much more now. Do one thing remember how you feel the day that baby is born and never forget it. It’s such a gift.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
You are dropping out of high school? Sounds like another good idea. Did your future father in law get you that job on the North Slope? You are going to be a family of losers!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
No wonder our AMERICA is going down the sewer!
I cannot believe how many organisms there are out there whose mind is ruled by their”LITTLE HEADS”,
and”THEY MUST BE LITTLE!”or they wouldn’t be spewing the vile sewage I’ve read on this page.
You”CREATURES” have got to be the most ignorant,
stupid,dead from the neck up morons,but then what can you expect from self centered,immature,idle minded liberal(socialists)!.You creatures have no
idea as to the dangers this once great country
faces.Why?Because you are so wrapped up in your-
selves and self gratification,the REAL WORLD is
passing you by !!AND,YOU are going to be held
accountable when this country implodes !!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Who else thinks “teesie” from ellettsville is a fat chick?
October 13th, 2008 at 9:03 am
I think you should finish high school, you may not stay married to Bristol, then you had better have a g o o d job,because you will pay and pay and pay.
Just ask Sarah’s brother-in-law.
Becareful with these people.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Levi,
We are all very excited to have you in the family. I knew Bristol had done right when she told me it was you who were responsible for knock’en my little angel up.
Anyway, in a completely unrelated event, I would love it if you would be joining me and that nice Mr. Cheney for a VP hunting experience next weekend; and no need to tell Brissy you acoming, it will be our little secret.
Todd Palin
October 13th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Hey buddy just thought id let ya know your in the clear… the kids mine i knocked her up 2 days before ya
and ask that bitch for my wallet back i need my money for the bus… or fuck it ask her mom to buy a car. make it a Cadillac escalade fully loaded just like her daughter is. and i STRONGLY suggest you go see a doctor, lets just say some shit was moving between my legs afterwards… one is so big im keepin it as a pet. brings me to my next point. in that escalade put in a fish tank also what do crabs eat? ive been feedin him protein shake and he is one BIG mutha fuckin crab.
Reply when ya can.
Sincerly,
Dixie nourmous
October 13th, 2008 at 11:47 am
hey Bristol can we be friends Im rooting for your mom sarah palin so I hope she wins Ill give her all my prayer’s ok girly..
October 14th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Hey - people are stupid. Do what you feel is right. I don’t like McCain, nor do I really like Palin..but you and Bristols issue has nothing to do with America. It only has to do with your personal self.
Have faith.
Best of luck!
Ehryl
October 28th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Hey Levi, you hot stud. Im a bi boy and would love to have you tap my hot hole man! Luv to eat your hot cock!
November 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
i would do the DIRTIEST things to you, Levi. you are absolutely GORGEOUS. ever have your ass eaten out so hard you leave clawmarks on the wall? give me a shout.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Dude, I’m thinkin about switch hitting…. Bristol is right, you are HOT. How about showing me that magic wand? I know where I’d like to put my hockey stick.
December 29th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
You are not good looking! >:P
December 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Hello Levi. I am (Fmr) Senator Larry Craig. Would you like to come to Idaho, or even my place in D.C.? I have, um, Hockey On-Demand! I’ll pay for everything — don’t worry!
See you soon!
Larry.